Since you have all forgotten its the most important day of the year I suppose I will have to start my own thread.
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Happy Birthday to me!
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Did you remember to send yourself a card?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSince you have all forgotten its the most important day of the year I suppose I will have to start my own thread.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain... -
Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSince you have all forgotten its the most important day of the year I suppose I will have to start my own thread.
Another day closer to your death. Well done.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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You're a happy bugger this morning. Haemorrhoids giving you gip, are they?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAnother day closer to your death. Well done.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Aw tulip, now I feel bad for being mean about letting you back in the other thread. I was only joking. Love you BP! Have a wicked birthday and don't do anything I wouldn't do








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Posting this at 8am on a Saturday doesn't give us much time to do things
Any way
My Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen...
... they're back ...
... hearing news like this, they just could not resist ...
... for one night only ...
... no, it's not Zayn Malik ...
... Yes, it's ...
The Fabulous Banana Marching Band
and they're playing ...
Happy Birthday BP

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