That or it's a bloke with no life. Oh Andy had no life either... or Helios.....
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Last day as a permie..
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Looks pretty cute to me.Originally posted by spankmebonoSays the 'Marillion' fan with an ugly kidRule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Just like his Dad...
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Easy Jacko, you might be able to fool the rest of 'em but I've worked with him. I happen to know he got hit so hard with the ugly stick he broke the bloody thing.Originally posted by cojakJust like his Dad...
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Don't you mean: "As a child he fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!!!"
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No. They could never get the fat fucker up the tree in the first place, hence Plan B: the stick.Originally posted by ArdescoDon't you mean: "As a child he fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!!!"
HTH
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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A a child he must have been skinny at some point, babies aren't brn obese and then stuck like that for the rest of thier life!!.
They need to be weaned and then fed to much for far to long to become fat feckers!!! I blame the parents....Comment
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Originally posted by ArdescoDon't you mean: "As a child he fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!!!"
HTH
That is the way I say it too. Great expression.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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