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Previously on "Last day as a permie.."

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by Ardesco
    Don't you mean: "As a child he fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!!!"

    HTH


    That is the way I say it too. Great expression.

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  • Ardesco
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    A a child he must have been skinny at some point, babies aren't brn obese and then stuck like that for the rest of thier life!!.
    They need to be weaned and then fed to much for far to long to become fat feckers!!! I blame the parents....

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by Ardesco
    Don't you mean: "As a child he fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!!!"

    HTH
    No. They could never get the fat fucker up the tree in the first place, hence Plan B: the stick.

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  • Ardesco
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    Don't you mean: "As a child he fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!!!"

    HTH

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by cojak
    Just like his Dad...
    Easy Jacko, you might be able to fool the rest of 'em but I've worked with him. I happen to know he got hit so hard with the ugly stick he broke the bloody thing.

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  • Goya
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    Originally posted by cojak
    Just like his Dad...
    Ugly or Cute?

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  • cojak
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    Just like his Dad...

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by spankmebono
    Says the 'Marillion' fan with an ugly kid
    Looks pretty cute to me.

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  • spankmebono
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    Says the 'Marillion' fan with an ugly kid

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  • MarillionFan
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    That or it's a bloke with no life. Oh Andy had no life either... or Helios.....

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  • cojak
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    Has andyw got a new sig?

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  • spankmebono
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan
    Good luck. Remember posting increases on here when in contract, or if you're a doley with two degrees.

    Yes, must be hard struggling through with only your knowledge of abuse to keep you in work

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  • cojak
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    MF - congrats on the new gig, btw.

    Did the book appear and how long did you have to spend in the bog before becoming threaded?

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  • kramer
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    remember to use a large wallet to carry receipts....

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  • HankWangford
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    Originally posted by toast
    ..first contract starts on Monday.

    (It just didn't seem right lurking on this board from my comfy permie position.)
    Best o luck toast, welcome to the money

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