Bush trimming

[SimonMac]

Yes or no?

[quackhandle]

Yes or no?

I knew this be posted.

(Yes, btw. )

qh

[MrMarkyMark]

Yes indeedy

[DimPrawn]

Only when it reaches knee height.

[VectraMan]

What about plucking? Anyone tried that?

[LondonManc]

What about plucking? Anyone tried that?

Nobody who's alive to tell the tale. HTHBIDI

[ASB]

[vetran]

avoid using chemicals

Reddit user ends up with a 'chemical burn' after using HAIR REMOVAL cream | Daily Mail Online

another Reddit special

'As I slowly penguin over to the bathroom, a trail of crusted pieces of Nair falling to the floor behind me, I gently pull my boxers away from the skin, and pieces of what looks like skin are coming with it.

'This isn't good. The Nair has dried and has adhered to my skin.'

He immediately ran a cold bath, only to find that the water was turning red with blood, confessing: 'This is where the panic sets in'.

His next step was to remove the rest of the cream and try some baby oil - which only makes it worse.

'I've never cried so hard in my life,' he said. 'It was as if Cthulu had fisted my frank and beans with a flaming iron bar. Apparently you don't put oil on burns.'

[LondonManc]

avoid using chemicals

Reddit user ends up with a 'chemical burn' after using HAIR REMOVAL cream | Daily Mail Online

another Reddit special

Not as good as the old internet classic story of the guy who explained, in great detail, why you shouldn't shave your ass crack.

[OwlHoot]

I knew this be posted. ..

Crikey, has Speak like a Pirate day come round again already? Only seems like a year ago since the last one.