f'kin agents!

[spankmebono]

Oh your wit and wisdom MF.

How can I cope ?



MF = female, 25, desperate for a man

[expat]

(Tip - change the font colour to black for one or two of the letters in a dodgy word - swear filter will ignore it. That way you can call your pimp a useless wanker whenever you like)

It's more fun to tunnel past the Americanness: if you can't say merchant bankers at least you can say tulip arse bollocks

[expat]

Oh your wit and wisdom MF.

How can I cope ?



MF = female, 25, desperate for a man

I'd wager the opposite is true.



(male, 52, desperate for a man???)

[MarillionFan]

Well spank. I have to go to my contract now. It's what grown ups do.

See if you can post another 100 today, turn a couple of contracts down, play with yourself some more and then tell the missus you've been ever so busy phoning agents - but they're bastards really, you're in for a couple, turned one down because it didnt pay enough and tell her how depressed you are. She'll understand.

Tell us all about it when she leaves you for a bloke with a job.

[spankmebono]

I'd wager the opposite is true.



(male, 52, desperate for a man???)

Really, you think he is that old ?

Assumed because of the childish nasty abuse he was under 30. Though I guess being a Genesis, ooops, Marillion fan might give it away.

[expat]

Really, you think he is that old ?

Assumed because of the childish nasty abuse he was under 30. Though I guess being a Genesis, ooops, Marillion fan might give it away.

No I don't. Nor desperate. Nor after a man. I'm just seeing who responds to a stirring. He didn't, you did. Hmm.

[spankmebono]

Well, shoot me