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Originally posted by spankmebonoReally, you think he is that old ?
Assumed because of the childish nasty abuse he was under 30. Though I guess being a Genesis, ooops, Marillion fan might give it away.
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Originally posted by expatI'd wager the opposite is true.
(male, 52, desperate for a man???)
Really, you think he is that old ?
Assumed because of the childish nasty abuse he was under 30. Though I guess being a Genesis, ooops, Marillion fan might give it away.
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Well spank. I have to go to my contract now. It's what grown ups do.
See if you can post another 100 today, turn a couple of contracts down, play with yourself some more and then tell the missus you've been ever so busy phoning agents - but they're bastards really, you're in for a couple, turned one down because it didnt pay enough and tell her how depressed you are. She'll understand.
Tell us all about it when she leaves you for a bloke with a job.
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Originally posted by spankmebonoOh your wit and wisdom MF.
How can I cope ?
MF = female, 25, desperate for a man
(male, 52, desperate for a man???)
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Originally posted by Mordac(Tip - change the font colour to black for one or two of the letters in a dodgy word - swear filter will ignore it. That way you can call your pimp a useless wanker whenever you like)
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Oh your wit and wisdom MF.
How can I cope ?
MF = female, 25, desperate for a man
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Originally posted by spankmebonoWho (not in India) works for 13k a year ?
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I give you a couple more days b4 you revert
Trust you to be able to spell an idiots name correctly.
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That spelling is fab MF, must serve you well cleaning the toilets at Burger King.
OOps, I forgot you don't clean them they use you to wipe their @rses on. Save the fecking trees
BTW It's Clouseau
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"Dont know what they are maining about". Are you inspector closeaue
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Originally posted by Zippy'Cos he doesn't want you to find out (or guess) what the client is willing to pay him.
If I were to hazard a guess he's looking to get a number of asking rates and he'll choose the lowest to submit - it makes FA difference to the rate he'll charge the client. As its a 'junior' role (he reasons) you'll only need to be able to type stuff into MS Project and turn up for the many, many meetings on time so it doesn't really matter if the best candidate gets the job.
Or is it just me???
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Originally posted by spankmebonoWho (not in India) works for 13k a year ?
I just found out how much I am giong to be paying the people in a new warehouse I am going to be opening. £2.58 an hour. On a 40 hour week that barely registers for tax (if it were in the UK).
Dont know what they are maining about..I only get marginally more than that
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Originally posted by spankmebonoWho (not in India) works for 13k a year ?
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