Can someone please tell me what an agent is
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f'kin agents!
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Certainly an agent is a ****** **** ***** ******** *****!!!
If anybody can do better while the swear filter is on please do
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(Tip - change the font colour to black for one or two of the letters in a dodgy word - swear filter will ignore it. That way you can call your pimp a useless wanker whenever you like)Originally posted by ArdescoCertainly an agent is a ****** **** ***** ******** *****!!!
If anybody can do better while the swear filter is on please do
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Where has Fred gone? Is it bath time already?Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Being as witty as him is exhausting.Originally posted by TonyEnglishWhere has Fred gone? Is it bath time already?
He's gone for a lie down.Boom boom boom boom
A-haw haw haw haw
Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm
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"Where has Fred gone? Is it bath time already?"
Some of us have work to do and cannot sit and post on here all day.
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"Some of us have work to do and cannot sit and post on here all day"
That'll be the homework we spoke of earlier. Try to stay within the lines or you'll have to wear your conical hat again.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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I wonder if the role exists at all.
Inhalation of pharmeceuticals indeed.
I think the tit is having a toss.Comment
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