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I truly wish him all the best“I spoke with representatives of McDonald’s, and they showed me that I had been misguided,” Mr. Randell told a reporter from the TV station WESH. “They introduced me to people who had lost weight by eating exclusively at Mickey D’s, and explained how to use their menu to its full potential. Now, I can eat all the McDonald’s that I want, and still lose weight. These guys are geniuses!”
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Bloody hell MF has lost a lot of weight, half the man he used to be.Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostI truly wish him all the best

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Originally posted by SlipTheJab View PostBloody hell MF has lost a lot of weight, half the man he used to be.He's lovin' it“They introduced me to people who had lost weight by eating exclusively at Mickey D’s, and explained how to use their menu to its full potential.
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That's his missus.Originally posted by SlipTheJab View PostBloody hell MF has lost a lot of weight, half the man he used to be.Comment
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Looks like it has been photo shopped..Originally posted by Old Greg View PostThat's his missus.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Yep. I bet this scenario hasn't even occurred to the sordid mind of FLCOriginally posted by NigelJK View PostGreat source, some of those other 'stories' are mind bendingly obtuse.
Man Seeking Extramarital Affair on Tinder Hooks Up with Own Mother – World News Daily ReportComment
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostYep. I bet this scenario hasn't even occurred to the sordid mind of FLC
Man Seeking Extramarital Affair on Tinder Hooks Up with Own Mother – World News Daily Report
Could've been worse though, isn't AndyW's mum on Tinder?His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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