CUK luminary hits the jackpot

[Old Greg]

Orlando man suing McDonald’s for $2M for making him fat, settles for a lifetime supply of free food – World News Daily Report

[MrMarkyMark]

“I spoke with representatives of McDonald’s, and they showed me that I had been misguided,” Mr. Randell told a reporter from the TV station WESH. “They introduced me to people who had lost weight by eating exclusively at Mickey D’s, and explained how to use their menu to its full potential. Now, I can eat all the McDonald’s that I want, and still lose weight. These guys are geniuses!”

I truly wish him all the best

[SlipTheJab]

I truly wish him all the best

Bloody hell MF has lost a lot of weight, half the man he used to be.

[MrMarkyMark]

Bloody hell MF has lost a lot of weight, half the man he used to be.

“They introduced me to people who had lost weight by eating exclusively at Mickey D’s, and explained how to use their menu to its full potential.

He's lovin' it

[Old Greg]

Bloody hell MF has lost a lot of weight, half the man he used to be.

That's his missus.

[GB9]

I think they got a good deal. I can't see 'for life' being that long.

[MrMarkyMark]

That's his missus.

Looks like it has been photo shopped..

[NigelJK]

Great source, some of those other 'stories' are mind bendingly obtuse.

[barrydidit]

Great source, some of those other 'stories' are mind bendingly obtuse.

Yep. I bet this scenario hasn't even occurred to the sordid mind of FLC

Man Seeking Extramarital Affair on Tinder Hooks Up with Own Mother – World News Daily Report

[Mordac]

Yep. I bet this scenario hasn't even occurred to the sordid mind of FLC

Man Seeking Extramarital Affair on Tinder Hooks Up with Own Mother – World News Daily Report

Could've been worse though, isn't AndyW's mum on Tinder?