Infractions are for pussies. You should be talking about ban length....
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostInfractions are for pussies. You should be talking aboutbanlength....
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Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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FTFYOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostHaven't had an infraction since I posted those pics of MF dry humping a Llama at Whipsnade.
Great day out.
cost me a fortune to to clean that Llama suit.Comment
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I think I got one off Cojak after I'd told her about it on a meet-up. She'd missed it, and next day infarced me!Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostNearly the full set there Stek. Just missing Ferret, I think.
One of my Jimmy Savile specials.....Comment
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So cojak is the winner then. Or is that testosterone level?Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
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On behalf of the European llama community, I am disgusted at this allegation.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostHaven't had an infraction since I posted those pics of MF dry humping a Llama at Whipsnade.
Great day out.Comment
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You requested that last one? That's cheating.Originally posted by AtW View PostLet's see who's got the best, most etc, I'll start with 100 points total:

Extra brownie points for receiving infraction in this thread and later posting it here...'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Hmm. This post promised so much when it popped up on my unread list with no context.....Originally posted by stek View PostI think I got one off Cojak after I'd told her about it on a meet-up. She'd missed it, and next day infarced me!
One of my Jimmy Savile specials.....'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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I can't believe all you guys have had infractions
Originally posted by stek View PostI think I got one off Cojak after I'd told her about it on a meet-up. She'd missed it, and next day infarced me!
One of my Jimmy Savile specials.....
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Mods would confirm I was asking for it in every single instance...Originally posted by northernladuk View PostYou requested that last one? That's cheating.Comment
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