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The Official Infractions thread

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    #11
    Infractions are for pussies. You should be talking about ban length....

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      #12
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Infractions are for pussies. You should be talking about ban length....
      cock
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #13
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        Haven't had an infraction since I posted those pics of MF dry humping a Llama at Whipsnade.

        Great day out.

        cost me a fortune to to clean that Llama suit.
        FTFY

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          #14
          Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
          Nearly the full set there Stek. Just missing Ferret, I think.
          I think I got one off Cojak after I'd told her about it on a meet-up. She'd missed it, and next day infarced me!

          One of my Jimmy Savile specials.....

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            #15
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            cock
            So cojak is the winner then. Or is that testosterone level?

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              #16
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              Haven't had an infraction since I posted those pics of MF dry humping a Llama at Whipsnade.

              Great day out.
              On behalf of the European llama community, I am disgusted at this allegation.

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                #17
                Originally posted by AtW View Post
                Let's see who's got the best, most etc, I'll start with 100 points total:



                Extra brownie points for receiving infraction in this thread and later posting it here...
                You requested that last one? That's cheating.
                'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by stek View Post
                  I think I got one off Cojak after I'd told her about it on a meet-up. She'd missed it, and next day infarced me!

                  One of my Jimmy Savile specials.....
                  Hmm. This post promised so much when it popped up on my unread list with no context.....
                  'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                    #19
                    I can't believe all you guys have had infractions

                    Originally posted by stek View Post
                    I think I got one off Cojak after I'd told her about it on a meet-up. She'd missed it, and next day infarced me!

                    One of my Jimmy Savile specials.....
                    The Chunt of Chunts.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                      You requested that last one? That's cheating.
                      Mods would confirm I was asking for it in every single instance...

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