Yorkshire Day

[MrMarkyMark]

Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.

So, the bit about you being warthog spawn is untrue

[vetran]

FLC's mother was born in 1976????

that makes her forty now.

Young enough to have FLC as a Gymslip romance (well a quickie in the bike sheds for a Lambert & Butter or if she was classy a B&H).

[LondonManc]

His mother wasn't born. In 1976 they had yet to discover sexual intercourse in FLC's neck of the woods. At that time they used to replenish the family group by raiding warthog litters. That explains his "appeal".

Something else that has yet to be discovered. Coincidence?