Reply to: Yorkshire Day

[LondonManc]

His mother wasn't born. In 1976 they had yet to discover sexual intercourse in FLC's neck of the woods. At that time they used to replenish the family group by raiding warthog litters. That explains his "appeal".

Something else that has yet to be discovered. Coincidence?

[vetran]

FLC's mother was born in 1976????

that makes her forty now.

Young enough to have FLC as a Gymslip romance (well a quickie in the bike sheds for a Lambert & Butter or if she was classy a B&H).

[MrMarkyMark]

Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.

So, the bit about you being warthog spawn is untrue

[FatLazyContractor]

His mother wasn't born. In 1976 they had yet to discover sexual intercourse in FLC's neck of the woods. At that time they used to replenish the family group by raiding warthog litters. That explains his "appeal".

Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.

[MrMarkyMark]

It also gave us FatLazyContractor.

He's all theirs, The Pride of Yorkshire

[shaunbhoy]

FLC's mother was born in 1976????

His mother wasn't born. In 1976 they had yet to discover sexual intercourse in FLC's neck of the woods. At that time they used to replenish the family group by raiding warthog litters. That explains his "appeal".

[LondonManc]

no way to speak about FLC's mother.


And yes she does...

FLC's mother was born in 1976????

[vetran]

I'll spare a nostalgic smile for a filthy blonde minx from Pontefract. Happy days. No idea what she's up to now, but given what we got up to, she'll have a chuff like Dumbledore's sleeve if she kept it up.

no way to speak about FLC's mother.
















And yes she does...

[LondonManc]

I'll spare a nostalgic smile for a filthy blonde minx from Pontefract. Happy days. No idea what she's up to now, but given what we got up to, she'll have a chuff like Dumbledore's sleeve if she kept it up.

[AtW]

It also gave us FatLazyContractor.

[NickFitz]

A day to celebrate a humble people whose quiet modesty means they often pass unnoticed

[SimonMac]

You're lucky, I have to live in Yorkshire.....

Lanky-tulipe, la, la, la, la...........

https://www.buzzfeed.com/jimwaterson...han-lancashire

[LondonManc]

The best thing about Yorkshire is the wall we built and covered in grass to keep em out of Lancashire.

[SueEllen]

... and me.

I thought this thread was about great things...

[Mordac]

FFS!! Why on earth should we be "celebrating" the place that gave us the Ripper, Jimmy Savile, the Rotherham Paedo Ring and Arthur fooking Scargill?
We ought to be covering the existence of Yorkshire UP, not announcing it. Maybe we could give the job of burying it to the South Yorkshire Police?



Honestly, what next? National Gurning Simpleton Day with sas as poster boy, resplendent in his Dobby outfit??!!

Not if you want it covered up properly...