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Makes no sense. Room for the horses after he's got in the stable?Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostSo are you sleeping with the horses in the stables?The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Or is it on your mind?Originally posted by filthy1980 View Postdid you take the mignight train?
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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And was it a rainy night?Originally posted by quackhandle View PostOr is it on your mind?
qh“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Go to Florida. You are so fat you will fit in.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAs a minorityComment
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Think of the probable food shortages, the endless TV ads by Unicef celebos. Are you quite so heartless?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostGo to Florida. You are so fat you will fit in.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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These Floridans haven't eaten in 10 minutes some of them now fit in a car smaller than an SUV!Originally posted by Mordac View PostThink of the probable food shortages, the endless TV ads by Unicef celebos. Are you quite so heartless?
I can see it now with Kenneth Brannagh doing a wail sad face!Comment
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Driving there tomorrow.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostGo to Florida. You are so fat you will fit in.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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That should flatten the roads out somewhat...Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostDriving there tomorrow.
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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