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You will be dead so you won't know."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR -
Maybe he is thinking of his after lifeOriginally posted by SueEllen View PostYou will be dead so you won't know.
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But he's coming back as a cat so who cares?Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostMaybe he is thinking of his after life
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A pussy transplant, you mean?Originally posted by SueEllen View PostBut he's coming back as a cat so who cares?
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If I lose both hands and need a transplant, at least let them come from a woman.....Originally posted by Paddy View PostWhat a horrible thought; donating my hands after death and then used to wank someone else’s knobComment
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OBAQOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostIf I lose both hands and need a transplant, at least let them come from a woman.....
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Take your pickOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostIf I lose both hands and need a transplant, at least let them come from a woman.....
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how many Euros an hour were they?Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostTake your pick

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