Reply to: Double hand transplant

[vetran]

Take your pick

how many Euros an hour were they?

[FatLazyContractor]

If I lose both hands and need a transplant, at least let them come from a woman.....

Take your pick

[vetran]

If I lose both hands and need a transplant, at least let them come from a woman.....

OBAQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EfW9znJYjw

[BrilloPad]

What a horrible thought; donating my hands after death and then used to wank someone else’s knob

If I lose both hands and need a transplant, at least let them come from a woman.....

[FatLazyContractor]

But he's coming back as a cat so who cares?

A pussy transplant, you mean?

[SueEllen]

Maybe he is thinking of his after life

But he's coming back as a cat so who cares?

[MrMarkyMark]

You will be dead so you won't know.

Maybe he is thinking of his after life

[SueEllen]

What a horrible thought; donating my hands after death and then used to wank someone else’s knob

You will be dead so you won't know.

[barrydidit]

What a horrible thought; donating my hands after death and then used to wank someone else’s knob

Could be worse. Just imagine your arsehole being donated to a rent boy who'd worn his own out.

[Paddy]

Double hand transplant: UK's first operation 'tremendous' success - BBC News

How long before he can without his hand falling off?

What a horrible thought; donating my hands after death and then used to wank someone else’s knob

[NigelJK]

Probably best not to play poker too soon either. Wouldn't want to see him throw in his hand.

[MrMarkyMark]

How long before he can without his hand falling off?

Chris King, from Doncaster, lost both his hands, apart from the thumbs, in an accident involving a metal pressing machine at work three years ago.

Well, he has waited 3 years so far, so I guess he's a fairly patient sort.

[Old Greg]

Double hand transplant: UK's first operation 'tremendous' success - BBC News

How long before he can without his hand falling off?

So if the recipient gave a reacharound to the donor's cadaver, would that be OK?

[barrydidit]

Double hand transplant: UK's first operation 'tremendous' success - BBC News

How long before he can without his hand falling off?

Would bring a new meaning to the term 'tossing it off' i suppose

[vetran]

I suppose it will always feel like someone else is doing it so no need to sit on your left hand.