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vetran replied

22 July 2016, 20:16
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Take your pick

how many Euros an hour were they?
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FatLazyContractor replied

22 July 2016, 20:14
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

If I lose both hands and need a transplant, at least let them come from a woman.....

Take your pick
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vetran replied

22 July 2016, 20:13
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

If I lose both hands and need a transplant, at least let them come from a woman.....

OBAQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EfW9znJYjw
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BrilloPad replied

22 July 2016, 20:04
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

What a horrible thought; donating my hands after death and then used to wank someone else’s knob

If I lose both hands and need a transplant, at least let them come from a woman.....
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FatLazyContractor replied

22 July 2016, 19:56
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

But he's coming back as a cat so who cares?

A pussy transplant, you mean?
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SueEllen replied

22 July 2016, 19:48
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Maybe he is thinking of his after life

But he's coming back as a cat so who cares?
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MrMarkyMark replied

22 July 2016, 18:29
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

You will be dead so you won't know.

Maybe he is thinking of his after life
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SueEllen replied

22 July 2016, 18:20
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

What a horrible thought; donating my hands after death and then used to wank someone else’s knob

You will be dead so you won't know.
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barrydidit replied

22 July 2016, 15:46
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

What a horrible thought; donating my hands after death and then used to wank someone else’s knob

Could be worse. Just imagine your arsehole being donated to a rent boy who'd worn his own out.
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Paddy replied

22 July 2016, 12:21
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Double hand transplant: UK's first operation 'tremendous' success - BBC News

How long before he can without his hand falling off?

What a horrible thought; donating my hands after death and then used to wank someone else’s knob
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NigelJK replied

22 July 2016, 11:50
Probably best not to play poker too soon either. Wouldn't want to see him throw in his hand.
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MrMarkyMark replied

22 July 2016, 11:44
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

How long before he can without his hand falling off?

Chris King, from Doncaster, lost both his hands, apart from the thumbs, in an accident involving a metal pressing machine at work three years ago.

Well, he has waited 3 years so far, so I guess he's a fairly patient sort.
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Old Greg replied

22 July 2016, 11:40
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Double hand transplant: UK's first operation 'tremendous' success - BBC News

How long before he can without his hand falling off?

So if the recipient gave a reacharound to the donor's cadaver, would that be OK?
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barrydidit replied

22 July 2016, 11:38
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Double hand transplant: UK's first operation 'tremendous' success - BBC News

How long before he can without his hand falling off?

Would bring a new meaning to the term 'tossing it off' i suppose

Last edited by barrydidit; 22 July 2016, 11:43.
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vetran replied

22 July 2016, 10:10
I suppose it will always feel like someone else is doing it so no need to sit on your left hand.
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