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    This caller voted to leave the EU so we could take control of our own laws. James O'Brien asked which law he was most looking forward to getting rid of. This is what happened next.

    Ashley from Pinner said that he was willing to take a "short-term" hit on his business in order to free Britain from the bureaucratic red tape of the EU.

    James asked for just one European law that he was excited to repeal. And Ashley couldn't name a single one.

    Eventually, Ashley laughed as he said: "The shape of your bananas."

    But James responded: "It's not funny, is it? The pound is at the lowest it's been since 1965, you just said "any law" and I'm just asking you to name one.

    "We both know that bananas was a lie made up by Boris Johnson. Remind me which side he was on during the Leave campaign.

    "What is the law? You know you were going to take short-term economic damage, you knew that all your customers would do as a newly-formed electrician company. Every single customer in the country is going to be potentially worse off than they were before the vote.

    "So I'm just wondering what those laws are that you won't have to obey any more that made you vote for this short-term economic hit.

    "Can you name one?"

    Ashley's response: "I wouldn't be able to, no."
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
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      Yeah and the good thing is neither will he be able to name one for the foreseeable future.

      Smells good to me.

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        Originally posted by original PM View Post
        Yeah and the good thing is neither will he be able to name one for the foreseeable future.

        Smells good to me.
        Probably because when the magic happens, they'll be British laws

        ...with the prime minister also announcing plans for a “great repeal bill” to incorporate all EU regulations in UK law as soon as Brexit takes effect...
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          £/€1.09 - And Wrexit hasn't even happened yet
          "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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            Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
            £/€1.09 - And Wrexit hasn't even happened yet
            It'll soon be cheaper to buy Daily Mail/Express/Telegraph for toilet paper
            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
              It'll soon be cheaper to buy Daily Mail/Express/Telegraph for toilet paper
              I don't want a diseased bum.
              "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                I think I might have changed my mind on Brexit, UK is welcome to it.

                Since I moved here I've not had one Big Issue (or equiv.) thrust in my face, no one complaining about the minimum wage (there isn't one, people just get paid well enough everywhere) and I've only seen one homeless persion, and I think he only does it cos he likes it, he sleeps near the main entrance to Tivoli.

                There is no discernable underclass here, UK has a huge one, and either created by selfless immigrants deliberately coming to UK and going on the dole and getting £1m mansions for their 12 kids by 9 different mothers, or it's a natural result of rampant capitalism.

                I'm just gonna stroke my new Viking beard while I think about that one....

                Yes, stek is going native, trying not too though, I need and miss Warbies Crumpets soo much...

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                  Originally posted by stek View Post
                  I think I might have changed my mind on Brexit, UK is welcome to it.

                  Since I moved here I've not had one Big Issue (or equiv.) thrust in my face, no one complaining about the minimum wage (there isn't one, people just get paid well enough everywhere) and I've only seen one homeless persion, and I think he only does it cos he likes it, he sleeps near the main entrance to Tivoli.

                  There is no discernable underclass here, UK has a huge one, and either created by selfless immigrants deliberately coming to UK and going on the dole and getting £1m mansions for their 12 kids by 9 different mothers, or it's a natural result of rampant capitalism.

                  I'm just gonna stroke my new Viking beard while I think about that one....

                  Yes, stek is going native, trying not too though, I need and miss Warbies Crumpets soo much...
                  Do you really think anyone gives a sh*t?
                  Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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                    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
                    Do you really think anyone gives a sh*t?
                    Either 48% probably do or 63% depending if you count those that didn't vote.

                    It's 100% or 0% for you isn't it? Says a lot.

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                      Hark, was that wooshing sound a company moving its HQ out of the UK.

                      VTB announces move of HQ out of London due to Brexit

                      Last edited by BlasterBates; 11 October 2016, 18:53.
                      I'm alright Jack

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