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I doubt it. I'd have to be on holiday for years for it to run out.Originally posted by eek View PostHe'll need a contract at the end of the holiday to refill the bank account...
MF in (Waiting for a taxi to the airport, and still using the work's laptop and IPhone they haven't asked for) ModeWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Enjoy - except for the queues, they will be Sh one T.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI doubt it. I'd have to be on holiday for years for it to run out.
MF in (Waiting for a taxi to the airport, and still using the work's laptop and IPhone they haven't asked for) Mode
Mordy in "been there, done that" Mode.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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What queues?Originally posted by Mordac View PostEnjoy - except for the queues, they will be Sh one T.
Mordy in "been there, done that" Mode.
Airport - Gold Member, Business Class - Fast Track all the Way
Hotel - Hilton Diamond Member - Fast Track All the Way
Disneyland - Fast Track All the Way
Avis - Preferred Member - Fast Track All the Way
Universal Studios - Staying at Hard Rock - Free Fast Track All the Way
Queues are for the proles.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Dear Walter,Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWhat queues?
Airport - Gold Member, Business Class - Fast Track all the Way
Hotel - Hilton Diamond Member - Fast Track All the Way
Disneyland - Fast Track All the Way
Avis - Preferred Member - Fast Track All the Way
Universal Studios - Staying at Hard Rock - Free Fast Track All the Way
Queues are for the proles.
Do try and remember you are in the real world today, not the CUK world.
Love and Kisses,
MarkyMark
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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into the Crocodile pond? The damn crocodiles will have a feast and will still be left with food for a monthOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostDisneyland - Fast Track All the Way.
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Bring me another tourist, this one's way too fat and gristly...and they are alligators, not crocs...Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Postinto the Crocodile pond? The damn crocodiles will have a feast and will still be left with food for a month
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Poor crocsOriginally posted by FatLazyContractor View Postinto the Crocodile pond? The damn crocodiles will have a feast and will still be left with food for a month

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I think you'll find they'll be getting eaten if I'm peckish.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Postinto the Crocodile pond? The damn crocodiles will have a feast and will still be left with food for a month
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Would Mich?Originally posted by barrydidit View PostPoor crocs
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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