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Originally posted by eek View PostHe'll need a contract at the end of the holiday to refill the bank account...
MF in (Waiting for a taxi to the airport, and still using the work's laptop and IPhone they haven't asked for) ModeWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI doubt it. I'd have to be on holiday for years for it to run out.
MF in (Waiting for a taxi to the airport, and still using the work's laptop and IPhone they haven't asked for) Mode
Mordy in "been there, done that" Mode.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostEnjoy - except for the queues, they will be Sh one T.
Mordy in "been there, done that" Mode.
Airport - Gold Member, Business Class - Fast Track all the Way
Hotel - Hilton Diamond Member - Fast Track All the Way
Disneyland - Fast Track All the Way
Avis - Preferred Member - Fast Track All the Way
Universal Studios - Staying at Hard Rock - Free Fast Track All the Way
Queues are for the proles.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWhat queues?
Airport - Gold Member, Business Class - Fast Track all the Way
Hotel - Hilton Diamond Member - Fast Track All the Way
Disneyland - Fast Track All the Way
Avis - Preferred Member - Fast Track All the Way
Universal Studios - Staying at Hard Rock - Free Fast Track All the Way
Queues are for the proles.
Do try and remember you are in the real world today, not the CUK world.
Love and Kisses,
MarkyMark
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostDisneyland - Fast Track All the Way.Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Postinto the Crocodile pond? The damn crocodiles will have a feast and will still be left with food for a monthHis heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Postinto the Crocodile pond? The damn crocodiles will have a feast and will still be left with food for a month
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Postinto the Crocodile pond? The damn crocodiles will have a feast and will still be left with food for a monthWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostPoor crocs
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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