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    #11
    Originally posted by eek View Post
    He'll need a contract at the end of the holiday to refill the bank account...
    He'll need a contract to refill the sanity bank...
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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      #12
      Originally posted by eek View Post
      He'll need a contract at the end of the holiday to refill the bank account...
      I doubt it. I'd have to be on holiday for years for it to run out.

      MF in (Waiting for a taxi to the airport, and still using the work's laptop and IPhone they haven't asked for) Mode
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #13
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        I doubt it. I'd have to be on holiday for years for it to run out.

        MF in (Waiting for a taxi to the airport, and still using the work's laptop and IPhone they haven't asked for) Mode
        Enjoy - except for the queues, they will be Sh one T.
        Mordy in "been there, done that" Mode.
        His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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          #14
          Originally posted by Mordac View Post
          Enjoy - except for the queues, they will be Sh one T.
          Mordy in "been there, done that" Mode.
          What queues?

          Airport - Gold Member, Business Class - Fast Track all the Way
          Hotel - Hilton Diamond Member - Fast Track All the Way
          Disneyland - Fast Track All the Way
          Avis - Preferred Member - Fast Track All the Way
          Universal Studios - Staying at Hard Rock - Free Fast Track All the Way

          Queues are for the proles.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #15
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            What queues?

            Airport - Gold Member, Business Class - Fast Track all the Way
            Hotel - Hilton Diamond Member - Fast Track All the Way
            Disneyland - Fast Track All the Way
            Avis - Preferred Member - Fast Track All the Way
            Universal Studios - Staying at Hard Rock - Free Fast Track All the Way

            Queues are for the proles.
            Dear Walter,

            Do try and remember you are in the real world today, not the CUK world.

            Love and Kisses,

            MarkyMark

            The Chunt of Chunts.

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              #16
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Disneyland - Fast Track All the Way.
              into the Crocodile pond? The damn crocodiles will have a feast and will still be left with food for a month

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                #17
                Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                into the Crocodile pond? The damn crocodiles will have a feast and will still be left with food for a month
                Bring me another tourist, this one's way too fat and gristly...and they are alligators, not crocs...
                His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                  into the Crocodile pond? The damn crocodiles will have a feast and will still be left with food for a month
                  Poor crocs

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                    into the Crocodile pond? The damn crocodiles will have a feast and will still be left with food for a month
                    I think you'll find they'll be getting eaten if I'm peckish.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
                      Poor crocs
                      Would Mich?
                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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