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You didn't address the absolutely vital question of his hair. Surely the whole presidential candidacy should boil down to hair care?The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist -
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostYes, as long as Suity is made his deputy.
Next?The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Thank god (or your preferred sky fairy of choice) I don't live anywhere near you.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostYes.
Next?His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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I know. Last heard, Suity spotted you in MF's basement.Originally posted by Mordac View PostThank god (or your preferred sky fairy of choice) I don't live anywhere near you.Comment
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And I swore that toe-rag to secrecy. You can't bloody trust any scrote these days...Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostI know. Last heard, Suity spotted you in MF's basement.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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We do trust you though, old sport.Originally posted by Mordac View PostYou can't bloody trust any scrote these days...Comment
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