AtW's real plan for world domination revealed

**BrilloPad** · 14 July 2016, 13:27

Only because the boy had punched a sofa earlier.

Why do people feed the rats with fluffy tails?

**_V_** · 14 July 2016, 13:43

AtW's solution to killer squirrels.

BBC NEWS | England | Granddad guns down terror squirrel

**GB9** · 14 July 2016, 14:10

I thought he was buying up all the overpriced flats that people have been dying to get rid of?

Or is that to house the squirrels?

**Mordac** · 14 July 2016, 18:42

You know we've overdone the whole terror threat thingy when squirrels become "terror squirrels". What next, a home office initiative to ban drays from becoming madrassas? Ban hate preachers from all parks and open spaces? Photo ID required when purchasing any product containing nuts, and a register for anyone caught being nice to squirrels?
AtW is lucky he got to meet Queenie when he did, he's probably a fortnight away from being on a register (cue the inevitable responses...)

**SueEllen** · 14 July 2016, 18:56

Originally posted by Mordac View Post

You know we've overdone the whole terror threat thingy when squirrels become "terror squirrels". What next, a home office initiative to ban drays from becoming madrassas? Ban hate preachers from all parks and open spaces? Photo ID required when purchasing any product containing nuts, and a register for anyone caught being nice to squirrels?
AtW is lucky he got to meet Queenie when he did, he's probably a fortnight away from being on a register (cue the inevitable responses...)

Squirrels, well grey ones, happily eat chips and sandwiches. I learnt that useful fact as a child.

**Mordac** · 14 July 2016, 18:59

Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

Squirrels, well grey ones, happily eat chips and sandwiches. I learnt that useful fact as a child.

If they ban those as well, some on here are seriously going to be screwed...

AtW's real plan for world domination revealed