AtW's real plan for world domination revealed

[Mordac]

Squirrels, well grey ones, happily eat chips and sandwiches. I learnt that useful fact as a child.

If they ban those as well, some on here are seriously going to be screwed...

[SueEllen]

You know we've overdone the whole terror threat thingy when squirrels become "terror squirrels". What next, a home office initiative to ban drays from becoming madrassas? Ban hate preachers from all parks and open spaces? Photo ID required when purchasing any product containing nuts, and a register for anyone caught being nice to squirrels?
AtW is lucky he got to meet Queenie when he did, he's probably a fortnight away from being on a register (cue the inevitable responses...)

Squirrels, well grey ones, happily eat chips and sandwiches. I learnt that useful fact as a child.

[Mordac]

You know we've overdone the whole terror threat thingy when squirrels become "terror squirrels". What next, a home office initiative to ban drays from becoming madrassas? Ban hate preachers from all parks and open spaces? Photo ID required when purchasing any product containing nuts, and a register for anyone caught being nice to squirrels?
AtW is lucky he got to meet Queenie when he did, he's probably a fortnight away from being on a register (cue the inevitable responses...)

[GB9]

I thought he was buying up all the overpriced flats that people have been dying to get rid of?

Or is that to house the squirrels?

[_V_]

AtW's solution to killer squirrels.

BBC NEWS | England | Granddad guns down terror squirrel

[BrilloPad]

Only because the boy had punched a sofa earlier.

Why do people feed the rats with fluffy tails?

[DaveB]

Killer Squirrels

Squirrel 'pack' attacks boy, three - BBC News