How to avoid the stigma of telling people you are off playing pokemon go

[LondonManc]

Everytime I hear that word, all I picture in my head is the girl in a bath tub.

That's tubgirl you illiterate flangefraggle.

[MrMarkyMark]

Everytime I hear that word, all I picture in my head is the girl in a bath tub.

Funny.........I was reliably informed by a user, on here, that "tinky winky" was an affectionate term used for you

[eek]

Funny.........I was reliably informed by a user, on here, that "tinky winky" was an affectionate term used for you

They had to fire up an electron microscope to find it first....

[DimPrawn]

Man in New Zealand quits his job to play Pokemon Go full-time - BBC Newsbeat

Or, becoming unemployed as we used to call it.

Beats sitting on a park bench drinking cider all day I suppose...

[DallasDad]

Beats sitting on a park bench drinking cider all day I suppose...

Could give a whole new meaning to being Benched as well, maybe we could all become Poked instead?

[Hobosapien]

Beats sitting on a park bench drinking cider all day I suppose...

Can do both with pokemon go. More chance of seeing one too after a few cans of the strong stuff.

[Churchill]

Simply tell them you are going dogging.

Has anyone actually tried pokemon go yet? Any good?

How about "growing the f**k up and getting a real life?"

[vetran]

Funny.........I was reliably informed by a user, on here, that "Dinky winky" was an affectionate term used for you

FTFY

[TestMangler]

Not seen it first hand, but apparently you can buy some coins (for real cash) that allow you to do things to attract Pokémon to your area and they've been bought and used by bars and cafes etc to attract people in. This has resulted in non customers running in and out to catch them Bars and cafe's etc have been photographed with signs on the doors saying 'Pokémon for paying customers only'

[barrydidit]

Not seen it first hand, but apparently you can buy some coins (for real cash) that allow you to do things to attract Pokémon to your area and they've been bought and used by bars and cafes etc to attract people in. This has resulted in non customers running in and out to catch them Bars and cafe's etc have been photographed with signs on the doors saying 'Pokémon for paying customers only'

AFAIK you can also drop 'dust' to do the job. Got to be kudos for the most inhospitable location to bag one though. A bar on Bute out to be in the running

Incidently, there was a religious guy on the radio this morning who was full of beans that there was one in his church. Seemed well chuffed that da yoof were hanging around, didn't need to be a paying customer - having a pulse was enough