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    #51
    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    I know the feeling. Her feeling, that is.
    Ah, so your full re assignment, including hormones, is now complete
    The Chunt of Chunts.

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      #52
      Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
      I know the feeling. Her feeling, that is.

      Bet I can help her
      Bet you can't. Although if you do want to have a crack, I should warn you she is stressed (mostly with me, but about to change job isn't helping the mood much), possibly pre-menstrual, chuck in a hint of menopause, and that all adds up to a combo you would be well advised to avoid like the proverbial plague.
      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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        #53
        Originally posted by Mordac View Post
        Bet you can't. Although if you do want to have a crack, I should warn you she is stressed (mostly with me, but about to change job isn't helping the mood much)
        Well, you should have gone to the local Travelodge instead of inviting hookers to your bedroom, you chunt.

        Even MMM knows that

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          #54
          Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
          Well, you should have gone to the local Travelodge instead of inviting hookers to your bedroom, you chunt.

          Even MMM knows that
          I really should listen to you more, you will henceforward be my guru.

          Or, you are MF's sockie and I claim my £5.
          His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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            #55
            Originally posted by Mordac View Post
            I really should listen to you more, you will henceforward be my guru.

            Or, you are MF's sockie and I claim my £5.
            He can't be MFs sockie, he's too thin
            The Chunt of Chunts.

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              #56
              It all reminds me of Charlie Bkicking the football;

              that bitch Lucy keeps yanking the ball away at the last moment but he keeps swinging nonetheless.
              Last edited by Phil Rouge; 12 July 2016, 11:06.

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