Jobs that will be Created in the next 5 years

[Old Greg]

Zombie hunters.

[NotAllThere]

Immigration and customs officers by the 100s of thousands, especially for the new borders in the very north of England and Northern Ireland.

Increased army size, due to having to deal with a rekindling of the troubles due to the new border around Northern Ireland.

[Old Greg]

Increased army size, due to having to deal with a rekindling of the troubles due to the new border around Northern Ireland.

A bigger military will give opportunities for financial services IT consultants to retrain as crack whores.

[bobspud]

Increased army size, due to having to deal with a rekindling of the troubles due to the new border around Northern Ireland.

Yes I will agree we will probably need some Intelligence services roles. But I think the people of NI have fought too long and hard to let this slip back to the troubles. Especially if we can keep our American friends in check with regards to happily funding political prisoners

[Old Greg]

Yes I will agree we will probably need some Intelligence services roles.

Brexit voters need not apply.

[OwlHoot]

Brexit voters need not apply.

So these intrepid new officers and agents will all be EU sympathisers and closet fifth columnists. Great start!

[vetran]

A bigger military will give opportunities for financial services IT consultants to retrain as crack whores.

It will make a change to be screwing them!

[bobspud]

A bigger military will give opportunities for financial services IT consultants to retrain as crack whores.

We could use them for medical experiments?

Im sure the Lab rats could do with a break.

[MrMarkyMark]

A bigger military will give opportunities for financial services IT consultants to retrain as crack whores.

What do you mean retrain

[SueEllen]

Leader of the opposition

MP for Islington North