Definitely not too early for ...

[FatLazyContractor]

... a glass of champers at the Yorkshire premier Lounge.

On my way to Budapest and will meet the EU leaders there. Don't worry folks, I will pull a couple from my arse!

[MrMarkyMark]

... a glass of champers at the Yorkshire premier Lounge.

On my way to Budapest and will meet the EU leaders there. Don't worry folks, I will pull a couple from my arse!

Christ on a bike, you are sounding like a poor mans MF

[barrydidit]

Christ on a bike, you are sounding like a poor mans MF

Sounds OK to me

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Get your trip off to the perfect start. There’s no better place to relax pre-flight with;

A well stocked complimentary bar with a great*selection of quality spirits, beers and wines
Freshly brewed bovril
Hot and cold snacks
Soft drinks and water
Daily newspapers and the latest business,*sport, fashion, leisure and lifestyle magazines
24 hour unlimited superfast free teletext
Choice of brass band music on t'stereo

We also accept:

Whippets
Ferrets
Superiority complexes
Flat caps
Compulsive meanness

[FatLazyContractor]

Christ on a bike, you are sounding like a poor mans MF

Hey fecktard! Show me another lounge in LBA.

Not the sports bar in Lower ground floor

[MarillionFan]

... a glass of champers at the Yorkshire premier Lounge.

On my way to Budapest and will meet the EU leaders there. Don't worry folks, I will pull a couple from my arse!

I don't really associate the words 'Premier' and 'Champers' with Yorkshire. I do associate it with 'Fat useless boring Lazy Northern monkeys'. So I suppose one of three ain't bad.

[MrMarkyMark]

Hey fecktard! Show me another lounge in LBA.

Not the sports bar in Lower ground floor

No thanks, I have no need of even thinking about these small provincial airports.

Are you sure you didn't end up with some cheap fizzy wine, I know what those Northern palates are like?

Still the Bovril for afters must have been nice

[WTFH]

I don't really associate the words 'Premier' and 'Champers' with Yorkshire. I do associate it with 'Fat useless boring Lazy Northern monkeys'. So I suppose one of three ain't bad.

I didn't realise you were from the North.