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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I don't really associate the words 'Premier' and 'Champers' with Yorkshire. I do associate it with 'Fat useless boring Lazy Northern monkeys'. So I suppose one of three ain't bad.


    I didn't realise you were from the North.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Hey fecktard! Show me another lounge in LBA.

    Not the sports bar in Lower ground floor
    No thanks, I have no need of even thinking about these small provincial airports.

    Are you sure you didn't end up with some cheap fizzy wine, I know what those Northern palates are like?

    Still the Bovril for afters must have been nice

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    ... a glass of champers at the Yorkshire premier Lounge.

    On my way to Budapest and will meet the EU leaders there. Don't worry folks, I will pull a couple from my arse!
    I don't really associate the words 'Premier' and 'Champers' with Yorkshire. I do associate it with 'Fat useless boring Lazy Northern monkeys'. So I suppose one of three ain't bad.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Christ on a bike, you are sounding like a poor mans MF
    Hey fecktard! Show me another lounge in LBA.

    Not the sports bar in Lower ground floor

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Christ on a bike, you are sounding like a poor mans MF
    Sounds OK to me

    A warm welcome awaits you in the Yorkshire Premier Lounge®.*Relax in luxury with an all-inclusive experience.*

    Get your trip off to the perfect start. There’s no better place to relax pre-flight with;

    A well stocked complimentary bar with a great*selection of quality spirits, beers and wines
    Freshly brewed bovril
    Hot and cold snacks
    Soft drinks and water
    Daily newspapers and the latest business,*sport, fashion, leisure and lifestyle magazines
    24 hour unlimited superfast free teletext
    Choice of brass band music on t'stereo

    We also accept:

    Whippets
    Ferrets
    Superiority complexes
    Flat caps
    Compulsive meanness

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    ... a glass of champers at the Yorkshire premier Lounge.

    On my way to Budapest and will meet the EU leaders there. Don't worry folks, I will pull a couple from my arse!
    Christ on a bike, you are sounding like a poor mans MF

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  • FatLazyContractor
    started a topic Definitely not too early for ...

    Definitely not too early for ...

    ... a glass of champers at the Yorkshire premier Lounge.

    On my way to Budapest and will meet the EU leaders there. Don't worry folks, I will pull a couple from my arse!
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