Tim Farron

[SueEllen]

And Siberia is closer than Australia, but which do we celebrate more when we beat them at cricket? I know what you're thinking, ridiculous post, but no more ridiculous than yours.

Actually I was thinking I didn't know Siberia had a cricket team.

[Mordac]

Actually I was thinking I didn't know Siberia had a cricket team.

Australia don't have one either, but don't tell them...

[Mordac]

They have 8 elected MPs one of whom is in Scotland.

8? Sounds more like a flatshare than a political party...

[minestrone]

An absolute spanner who incredibly reaches new levels of spannerism every time I see him on TV.

New levels today.

[SueEllen]

New levels today.

Well someone has to come up with mad left wing policies while Labour gave gone all communist.

[minestrone]

He's now on a party political broadcast doing someone's garden in a brand new shirt.

[SueEllen]

He's now on a party political broadcast doing someone's garden in a brand new shirt.

See I told you they were the new champagne socialists.

[Mordac]

See I told you they were the new champagne socialists.

Sadly their budget only runs to Cava....