Hadn't seen a new and unnecessary Brexit thread for today, so I've taken it upon myself to start one.
Here's my predictions.
'Leave' will get good polling figures over the weekend.
On Monday, Camoron will drag Blair, Brown, Darling and the body of Thatcher out of the woodwork to make a bunch of TV broadcasts complete with heart wrenching 'close to tears' faces, pleading for people to vote remain, using words like 'all my heart' and 'deep in my soul'.
On Tuesday, a mocked up 'Vow' will appear in most major newspapers, where Camoron and Gidiot will come up with a four point plan to deal with the fears of 'leave' voters. He will promise to completely re negotiate free movement across the EU, cut the UK financial contribution, win a VETO on any EU legislation that casts him in a bad light and promise that we will definitely have another referendum in 10 years time if he doesn't carry out any of the above. he will promise better, safer, faster change if we Remain. Please, Please let me do this for the UK. I'm listening to your concerns etc etc
'Remain' will win the referendum by an 8-10 point margin and Camoron's beaming red face will appear on the steps of Downing Street and using his best condescending voice, will tell the country that we can only bring about the change we require by joining the Euro and allowing Turkey to join the EU immediately.
15% of the electorate will realise they've been duped and be really pissed off. The 46% who voted 'Leave' will be angry as **** at the ones who were swayed by the bulltulip and want to kill them.
Camoron will resign as Prime Minister, taking a £500,000 per year post with the EU's policy unit.
Here's my predictions.
'Leave' will get good polling figures over the weekend.
On Monday, Camoron will drag Blair, Brown, Darling and the body of Thatcher out of the woodwork to make a bunch of TV broadcasts complete with heart wrenching 'close to tears' faces, pleading for people to vote remain, using words like 'all my heart' and 'deep in my soul'.
On Tuesday, a mocked up 'Vow' will appear in most major newspapers, where Camoron and Gidiot will come up with a four point plan to deal with the fears of 'leave' voters. He will promise to completely re negotiate free movement across the EU, cut the UK financial contribution, win a VETO on any EU legislation that casts him in a bad light and promise that we will definitely have another referendum in 10 years time if he doesn't carry out any of the above. he will promise better, safer, faster change if we Remain. Please, Please let me do this for the UK. I'm listening to your concerns etc etc
'Remain' will win the referendum by an 8-10 point margin and Camoron's beaming red face will appear on the steps of Downing Street and using his best condescending voice, will tell the country that we can only bring about the change we require by joining the Euro and allowing Turkey to join the EU immediately.
15% of the electorate will realise they've been duped and be really pissed off. The 46% who voted 'Leave' will be angry as **** at the ones who were swayed by the bulltulip and want to kill them.
Camoron will resign as Prime Minister, taking a £500,000 per year post with the EU's policy unit.
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