No new Brexit threads today ?

[Flashman]

A Corbyn talks sense.

“The idea that the European Union is a happy-clappy haven for workers rights is complete nonsense… We do not need an unelected bureaucracy to tell us, “ok, you can have these rights”. They’re taking the power to defend these rights away from us. What’s this about? We can defend ourselves. And once you give away the power to defend yourself to someone else, you know they can stop defending you. Look at Greece. Were they defended? No.”

Sadly its the brother of Jezza and not him.

Lexcit. The movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq72f81kkM4

[barrydidit]

Much tax about nothing?

The Turning of the screw?

The merry lies of Westminster

[Chuck]

What papers though? The Guardian and The Independent? Certainly won't be The Sun, The Daily Telegraph, The Times, The Express nor the Daily Mail. Even the Morning Star is Brexit.

They will illegally use public money to print a leaflet, delivered to every home in the land, warning that your children will catch plague, your house will drop in value, your pets will turn rabid and your favourite granny will become a mass murderer.

Unless, of course, you vote to remain. The EU can save you from this imminent disaster.

[vetran]

What papers though? The Guardian and The Independent? Certainly won't be The Sun, The Daily Telegraph, The Times, The Express nor the Daily Mail. Even the Morning Star is Brexit.

It will be in the DM but they will ridicule it.

[The_Equalizer]

On Tuesday, a mocked up 'Vow' will appear in most major newspapers...

What papers though? The Guardian and The Independent? Certainly won't be The Sun, The Daily Telegraph, The Times, The Express nor the Daily Mail. Even the Morning Star is Brexit.

[vetran]

All's well that ends well then

Much tax about nothing?

The Turning of the screw?

[MrMarkyMark]

He's your next prime minister mate He will be the 'mastermind' behind UK's financial strength and architect of the campaign to stop us leaving the EU. He will be carried shoulder high to No 10.

All's well that ends well then

[barrydidit]

He should be carried shoulder high to No 10 and skewered on the railings outside.

FTFY

[TestMangler]

Pretty much spot on, however you haven't mentioned a plum EU job for our favourite village Gidiot

He's your next prime minister mate He will be the 'mastermind' behind UK's financial strength and architect of the campaign to stop us leaving the EU. He will be carried shoulder high to No 10.

[TestMangler]

I'll say this for the jocks indy-ref discussions, at least that was mostly contained in a single thread.

Anyway, you've got nothing in there about Jean Claude coming over to tell us we're too tulip and insignificant to go it alone. I think that might yet put a spanner in the works of an otherwise highly plausible scenario.

Can't see JC ****** holding much sway, although, to be fair, I thought everyone in Scotland would have had the sense to ignore G Brown's corpse when they wheeled that out to make a plea.

[MrMarkyMark]

Pretty much spot on, however you haven't mentioned a plum EU job for our favourite village Gidiot

[GB9]

Sounds about right.

Lots of undecided will vent their frustration to the pollsters but bottle it on voting day.

Friday, normal service resumes.

[barrydidit]

I'll say this for the jocks indy-ref discussions, at least that was mostly contained in a single thread.

Anyway, you've got nothing in there about Jean Claude coming over to tell us we're too tulip and insignificant to go it alone. I think that might yet put a spanner in the works of an otherwise highly plausible scenario.

[DimPrawn]

What ******* planet are you on?

I mean, you couldn't be more wrong!

£500,000 per year Put a 0 or two on it.




PS. The rest was spot on.

[TestMangler]

Hadn't seen a new and unnecessary Brexit thread for today, so I've taken it upon myself to start one.

Here's my predictions.

'Leave' will get good polling figures over the weekend.

On Monday, Camoron will drag Blair, Brown, Darling and the body of Thatcher out of the woodwork to make a bunch of TV broadcasts complete with heart wrenching 'close to tears' faces, pleading for people to vote remain, using words like 'all my heart' and 'deep in my soul'.

On Tuesday, a mocked up 'Vow' will appear in most major newspapers, where Camoron and Gidiot will come up with a four point plan to deal with the fears of 'leave' voters. He will promise to completely re negotiate free movement across the EU, cut the UK financial contribution, win a VETO on any EU legislation that casts him in a bad light and promise that we will definitely have another referendum in 10 years time if he doesn't carry out any of the above. he will promise better, safer, faster change if we Remain. Please, Please let me do this for the UK. I'm listening to your concerns etc etc

'Remain' will win the referendum by an 8-10 point margin and Camoron's beaming red face will appear on the steps of Downing Street and using his best condescending voice, will tell the country that we can only bring about the change we require by joining the Euro and allowing Turkey to join the EU immediately.

15% of the electorate will realise they've been duped and be really pissed off. The 46% who voted 'Leave' will be angry as **** at the ones who were swayed by the bulltulip and want to kill them.

Camoron will resign as Prime Minister, taking a £500,000 per year post with the EU's policy unit.