Brexit and it's impact on world's oldest profession.

[darmstadt]

What does the panel think?

[DodgyAgent]

I have never seen so many posts from Mordac on one topic in a single day

[MarillionFan]

I have never seen so many posts from Mordac on one topic in a single day

What do you expect? It's got prozzies in it.

Do a thread on Amphetamines or punching disabled bar staff in Teddington and he'll be posting all day.

[Mordac]

What do you expect? It's got prozzies in it.

Do a thread on Amphetamines or punching disabled bar staff in Teddington and he'll be posting all day.

She wasn't that disabled...And anyway, I didn't punch her, I merely kicked her stumpy woodworm-ridden fakey leg a tad.
But you were there, so it must be true (ish).
I'm sure in your original tale she was a gypsy girl selling heather or something, but hell, there's no point in the truth mugging its way into a fairly unfunny story, is there?

[MarillionFan]

She wasn't that disabled...And anyway, I didn't punch her, I merely kicked her stumpy woodworm-ridden fakey leg a tad.
But you were there, so it must be true (ish).
I'm sure in your original tale she was a gypsy girl selling heather or something, but hell, there's no point in the truth mugging its way into a fairly unfunny story, is there?

True enough, it was a young gypsy disabled child if I remember correctly selling lucky heather. She told us a story about how her parents had been killed in a terrible accident and she was all alone, with a wooden leg living on the streets selling lucky heather to be able to afford some stale bread. I remember you laughed in her face, told her to get a job and ate the last piece of your crusty bloomer we were having for lunch, before kicking her stump away and then pointing at her while laughing manically.


Obscene behavior.

[DodgyAgent]

True enough, it was a young gypsy disabled child if I remember correctly selling lucky heather. She told us a story about how her parents had been killed in a terrible accident and she was all alone, with a wooden leg living on the streets selling lucky heather to be able to afford some stale bread. I remember you laughed in her face, told her to get a job and ate the last piece of your crusty bloomer we were having for lunch, before kicking her stump away and then pointing at her while laughing manically.


Obscene behavior.

[WTFH]

Top 3 based on a complex points system: 8, 3, 6

Was that points or pints?


As for the original question, I think if we pull out too quickly there could be a bit of a mess.

[Mordac]

True enough, it was a young gypsy disabled child if I remember correctly selling lucky heather. She told us a story about how her parents had been killed in a terrible accident and she was all alone, with a wooden leg living on the streets selling lucky heather to be able to afford some stale bread. I remember you laughed in her face, told her to get a job and ate the last piece of your crusty bloomer we were having for lunch, before kicking her stump away and then pointing at her while laughing manically.


Obscene behavior.

I think (as you may or may not recall) I was actually eating a burger, but I'm sure the rest of your tale is correct...Crusty bloomers are for wimps - how many did you consume? To the nearest thousand...

[Mordac]

I have never seen so many posts from Mordac on one topic in a single day

You clearly haven't been paying attention...

[DodgyAgent]

You clearly haven't been paying attention...