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I know exactly the spot where that photo was taken. I contracted in that country for 2 years (tax 10% for expats) and got my wife from there as well (not on the photo though)
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I think (as you may or may not recall) I was actually eating a burger, but I'm sure the rest of your tale is correct...Crusty bloomers are for wimps - how many did you consume? To the nearest thousand...Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostTrue enough, it was a young gypsy disabled child if I remember correctly selling lucky heather. She told us a story about how her parents had been killed in a terrible accident and she was all alone, with a wooden leg living on the streets selling lucky heather to be able to afford some stale bread. I remember you laughed in her face, told her to get a job and ate the last piece of your crusty bloomer we were having for lunch, before kicking her stump away and then pointing at her while laughing manically.
Obscene behavior.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostTrue enough, it was a young gypsy disabled child if I remember correctly selling lucky heather. She told us a story about how her parents had been killed in a terrible accident and she was all alone, with a wooden leg living on the streets selling lucky heather to be able to afford some stale bread. I remember you laughed in her face, told her to get a job and ate the last piece of your crusty bloomer we were having for lunch, before kicking her stump away and then pointing at her while laughing manically.
Obscene behavior.
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostShe wasn't that disabled...And anyway, I didn't punch her, I merely kicked her stumpy woodworm-ridden fakey leg a tad.
But you were there, so it must be true (ish).
I'm sure in your original tale she was a gypsy girl selling heather or something, but hell, there's no point in the truth mugging its way into a fairly unfunny story, is there?
True enough, it was a young gypsy disabled child if I remember correctly selling lucky heather. She told us a story about how her parents had been killed in a terrible accident and she was all alone, with a wooden leg living on the streets selling lucky heather to be able to afford some stale bread. I remember you laughed in her face, told her to get a job and ate the last piece of your crusty bloomer we were having for lunch, before kicking her stump away and then pointing at her while laughing manically.
Obscene behavior.
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She wasn't that disabled...And anyway, I didn't punch her, I merely kicked her stumpy woodworm-ridden fakey leg a tad.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWhat do you expect? It's got prozzies in it.
Do a thread on Amphetamines or punching disabled bar staff in Teddington and he'll be posting all day.
But you were there, so it must be true (ish).
I'm sure in your original tale she was a gypsy girl selling heather or something, but hell, there's no point in the truth mugging its way into a fairly unfunny story, is there?
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What do you expect? It's got prozzies in it.Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostI have never seen so many posts from Mordac on one topic in a single day
Do a thread on Amphetamines or punching disabled bar staff in Teddington and he'll be posting all day.
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I have never seen so many posts from Mordac on one topic in a single day
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