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I have never seen so many posts from Mordac on one topic in a single dayLet us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostI have never seen so many posts from Mordac on one topic in a single day
Do a thread on Amphetamines or punching disabled bar staff in Teddington and he'll be posting all day.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWhat do you expect? It's got prozzies in it.
Do a thread on Amphetamines or punching disabled bar staff in Teddington and he'll be posting all day.
But you were there, so it must be true (ish).
I'm sure in your original tale she was a gypsy girl selling heather or something, but hell, there's no point in the truth mugging its way into a fairly unfunny story, is there?His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostShe wasn't that disabled...And anyway, I didn't punch her, I merely kicked her stumpy woodworm-ridden fakey leg a tad.
But you were there, so it must be true (ish).
I'm sure in your original tale she was a gypsy girl selling heather or something, but hell, there's no point in the truth mugging its way into a fairly unfunny story, is there?
True enough, it was a young gypsy disabled child if I remember correctly selling lucky heather. She told us a story about how her parents had been killed in a terrible accident and she was all alone, with a wooden leg living on the streets selling lucky heather to be able to afford some stale bread. I remember you laughed in her face, told her to get a job and ate the last piece of your crusty bloomer we were having for lunch, before kicking her stump away and then pointing at her while laughing manically.
Obscene behavior.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostTrue enough, it was a young gypsy disabled child if I remember correctly selling lucky heather. She told us a story about how her parents had been killed in a terrible accident and she was all alone, with a wooden leg living on the streets selling lucky heather to be able to afford some stale bread. I remember you laughed in her face, told her to get a job and ate the last piece of your crusty bloomer we were having for lunch, before kicking her stump away and then pointing at her while laughing manically.
Obscene behavior.Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Originally posted by rl4engc View PostTop 3 based on a complex points system: 8, 3, 6
Was that points or pints?
As for the original question, I think if we pull out too quickly there could be a bit of a mess.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostTrue enough, it was a young gypsy disabled child if I remember correctly selling lucky heather. She told us a story about how her parents had been killed in a terrible accident and she was all alone, with a wooden leg living on the streets selling lucky heather to be able to afford some stale bread. I remember you laughed in her face, told her to get a job and ate the last piece of your crusty bloomer we were having for lunch, before kicking her stump away and then pointing at her while laughing manically.
Obscene behavior.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostI have never seen so many posts from Mordac on one topic in a single dayHis heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostYou clearly haven't been paying attention...Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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