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LOL. I think not. They'll prove God exists before AtW gets his leg over.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post11. AtW will finally Pop his cherry.
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MFWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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ftfyOriginally posted by OwlHoot View Postor at least finally pluck up courage to peep through the curtain into First Class, before being chivvied back to his second class wide-berth seat!
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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12 FLC will get it for Free?Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post11. AtW will finally Pop his cherry.
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Maybe his Polish h00ker will offered a loyalty card. One free for every 10 visits?Originally posted by vetran View Post12 FLC will get it for Free?Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMaybe his Polish h00ker will offered a loyalty card. One free for every 10 visits?Do I look like Markymark to you?Why would I visit the same hooker again?
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostDo I look like Markymark to you?Why would I visit the same hooker again?
Do you kill them and dump their bodies?…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I am a very peaceful man. I spread love and make loveOriginally posted by WTFH View PostDo you kill them and dump their bodies?
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostI spread love and make love
I spread butter and make jam.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostDo I look like Markymark to you?Why would the same hooker ever allow me to visit again?
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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