Genius & you get a captive customer too

[Old Greg]

I normally satisfy myself by driving a coach & horses through Bremainers Arguments

At least you can laugh at yourself, matey.

[FatLazyContractor]

I don't pay for it, never have.

What has ing got to do with paying?

[Dactylion]

How do they cater to the needs of fat bastards like MF who usually tend to cross the road a like water buffalo does?

It's a great analogy and I can see many similarities, the fetid stench, the dumb stupidity, thick skin, fugly, lumbering gait etc.

All I am missing is how exactly a Water Buffalo normally crosses a road?

[greenlake]

Or what about when a deer runs out - imagine having a half dead petrified animal glued on your bonnet