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    #11
    Originally posted by Hobosapien View Post
    At least they haven't patented bull bars. The amount of bull they'd catch driving through here would throw the Earth off axis.
    Yes, let's drive a car through an internet forum. Feel free to patent that one....
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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      #12
      I normally satisfy myself by driving a coach & horses through Bremainers Arguments


      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #13
        Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
        Yes, let's drive a car through an internet forum. Feel free to patent that one....
        It's about as realistic as having a sticky bonnet.

        You can patent what you like. They love daft patents, all the more money for the legal system when mugs try to do anything about them.
        Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

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          #14
          And if you have more than will fit into the car, you can just glue someone to the bonnet. I bet children would love it.....

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            #15
            Originally posted by Hobosapien View Post
            It's about as realistic as having a sticky bonnet.
            New to dogging?
            The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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              #16
              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              I normally satisfy myself by ing as I get nothing from Mrs.V



              FTFY

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                #17
                Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
                New to dogging?
                I'm sure there will be all sorts of inventive uses for it.

                A whole new drive through market.
                Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                  FTFY
                  I don't pay for it, never have.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #19
                    After extensive investigation I've deduced that patent is so they can claim ownership of all bumper stickers.
                    Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Hobosapien View Post
                      After extensive investigation I've deduced that patent is so they can claim ownership of all bumper stickers.
                      Sounds like the equivalent of a super magnet that picks up more than it wants.
                      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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