Marky - You shouldn't have dumped it in the sea ...

[FatLazyContractor]

I just spent 6 weeks, there, or maybe the missus scared them off

Then she should be uglier than BP's wife.

[MrMarkyMark]

Then she should be uglier than BP's wife.

Are you saying I would have been safer with you as my consort big boy?

[BrilloPad]

Then she should be uglier than BP's wife.

Which one?

[FatLazyContractor]

Which one?

Sorry, forgot all your wives were/are ugly.

[GJABS]

Funny....you must have gone to different places, there, than me.

I was in Manila (GreenBelt) and Cebu (Mango Square). Both utterly unrepresentative of the Philippines (being tourism central).
A few ladyboys, millions of feral kids, and ordinary women who, despite the Philippines being "famous" for its easy women, were not interested in this man at all!

[MrMarkyMark]

I was in Manila (GreenBelt) and Cebu (Mango Square). Both utterly unrepresentative of the Philippines (being tourism central).
A few ladyboys, millions of feral kids, and ordinary women who, despite the Philippines being "famous" for its easy women, were not interested in this man at all!

Ah, I see..I spent as little time in Manila / Cebu City as possible.

[greenlake]

Indonesia police confiscate sex toy mistaken for 'angel' - BBC News

It traveled a long distance from the Philippines

Philippines? Perhaps she started her epic journey in Cornwall along with her friend....



'Body' floating in water in Newquay turns out to be inflatable sex doll - Telegraph

[vetran]

At least I can remember her name. Unlike my ex-wives.

Must be disconcerting when they scream mine

[MrMarkyMark]

Philippines? Perhaps she started her epic journey in Cornwall along with her friend....

It's lonely when you are out at sea