Does professional indemnity or public liability cover punching idiots in the face?
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I'll need a lot of cover given the stupidity I'm being forced to endure for my day rate today......trying to remember the mantra... "keep calm and keep on invoicing "Have you tried switching it off and back on again?? -
At one place I used to express my annoyance to someone who agreed with me and go for a long lunch until I calmed down and the idiots started to worry that I had left for the day...
I also find Spending a few quid at lunch on a useless toy always cheered me up when the idiots are permie and can't afford such things.
I'm about to buy a rather cheap mr2 for exactly that reason...merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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I may well take that approach. Beautiful cars MR2'S. I had a cosmos blue mk2 for 7 years, best car I ever owned
Have you tried switching it off and back on again??Comment
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Can't afford the real thing? then build your own replica.
www.MR2KITS.co.uk - HomeOriginally posted by eek View PostAt one place I used to express my annoyance to someone who agreed with me and go for a long lunch until I calmed down and the idiots started to worry that I had left for the day...
I also find Spending a few quid at lunch on a useless toy always cheered me up when the idiots are permie and can't afford such things.
I'm about to buy a rather cheap mr2 for exactly that reason...Comment
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Punched himself. Should be covered, I reckon.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHave you just been punched and want to claim?
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Too much Vaseline and his hand flew off?Originally posted by Old Greg View PostPunched himself. Should be covered, I reckon.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Just a simple insurance scam.Originally posted by WTFH View PostToo much Vaseline and his hand flew off?Comment
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So i just had to (insert search provider of choice) that didn't I....Originally posted by zeitghostProbly not.
You'll need the "Punching Idiots in the face" insurance for that.
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Wasn't there a film or something where for one day a year you could have a free murder or similar?So now I am worried, am I being deceived, just how much sugar is really in a spoon full!Comment
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