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Daftest question from an agent?

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    #31
    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    How can he be both incontinent and full of s**t at the same time?
    Trust me, I've tried, and it ain't easy. Oh bugger, said that out loud, didn't I...
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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      #32
      I think an agent once asked me "So what exactly is the difference between Unix and Windows?"

      Or maybe I read about someone else being asked that.
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        #33
        Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
        About a role in Neath.
        I didn't analize the location.

        I don't have a clue about Neath.
        Sametimes I feel like an alien in this forum.

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          #34
          Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
          I think an agent once asked me "So what exactly is the difference between Unix and Windows?"
          Several billion, at the last count...
          His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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            #35
            Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
            I think an agent once asked me "So what exactly is the difference between Unix and Windows?"

            Or maybe I read about someone else being asked that.
            One has no balls and the other is lonely and looking for a new partner.
            So now I am worried, am I being deceived, just how much sugar is really in a spoon full!

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              #36
              Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
              I think an agent once asked me "So what exactly is the difference between Unix and Windows?"

              Or maybe I read about someone else being asked that.
              If an agent genuinely asked that question (and nothing, frankly would surprise me) I certainly wouldn't be accepting their gig...
              His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                #37
                Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                Oh PC will give them a run for their money every time, don't worry about that...... He's been on JSA more most of the gimps that should actually be using it.
                FTFY
                His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
                  Worse than JSA?
                  Like I said I was in a contract at the time. I'm not averse to crap rates when the situation demands it - especially local.
                  Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                    Remember he does get the incontinence allowance as well.
                    I did tulip myself in Glastonbury last year - does that count?
                    Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                      Oh PC will give them a run for their money every time, don't worry about that...... He's been on JSA more most of the pimps that should actually be using it.
                      Never let the truth stand is the way of a good argument eh, nluk?

                      Claimed JSA twice in the last 5 years. Once for a week and once for about 3 months. Not claimed for about 3 years or so now.
                      Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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