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Guess the price??
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My guess would be "breakfast".His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain... -
Guess the price? after 11 pints I would suspect a sore arse from that nice barman and a nice STD.Comment
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And no recollection of either of them - at least until the rash / itching / swelling / sores / general blotches that don't really have a name (OK, they probably do, but I was sodding well not waiting around to find out what it was), soreness / pain when urinating / general embarrassment when you are explaining to your mother that one is unable to partake in a small sherry, because one is taking antibiotics for tonsillitis - and she reminds one that one's tonsils were removed in 1981.Originally posted by vetran View PostGuess the price? after 11 pints I would suspect a sore arse from that nice barman and a nice STD.
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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