If this is some Londonian cockwaffle establishment, I'm guess £3 for the scratchings and £6 for the beer.
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No but she asked me outOriginally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostDid you get a BJ from the waitress after the drink?
Every where I go these bints keep asking me out
Why??????
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Up substantiallyOriginally posted by jamesbrown View PostIf this is some Londonian cockwaffle establishment, I'm guess £3 for the scratchings and £6 for the beer.
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Must be the freshly laundered and pressed shirts your mum does for ya ;/)Originally posted by unemployed View PostNo but she asked me out
Every where I go these bints keep asking me out
Why??????
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Nah that chunt has been trying to get rid for years.Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View PostMust be the freshly laundered and pressed shirts your mum does for ya ;/)
They look more dirty afterwards.
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There's an upturned flowerpot on the next table. Are you a hipster cockwomble?Originally posted by unemployed View Post
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Ashtray chuntOriginally posted by LondonManc View PostThere's an upturned flowerpot on the next table. Are you a hipster cockwomble?Comment
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