Originally posted by PurpleGorilla
View Post
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Guess the price??
Collapse
X
-
My guess would be "breakfast".His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain... -
Guess the price? after 11 pints I would suspect a sore arse from that nice barman and a nice STD.Comment
-
And no recollection of either of them - at least until the rash / itching / swelling / sores / general blotches that don't really have a name (OK, they probably do, but I was sodding well not waiting around to find out what it was), soreness / pain when urinating / general embarrassment when you are explaining to your mother that one is unable to partake in a small sherry, because one is taking antibiotics for tonsillitis - and she reminds one that one's tonsils were removed in 1981.Originally posted by vetran View PostGuess the price? after 11 pints I would suspect a sore arse from that nice barman and a nice STD.
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Outside IR35 isn’t making a comeback in 2026/27 — it’s something more complex Today 04:55
- Why contractors keep putting off their pension (and why I'm one of them) Yesterday 02:43
- HMRC loan charge settlement offer: 3 things to check before you sign Aug 3 07:41
- HMRC standstill agreements extended to 72 months: why the term's doubled, and what to check before signing Jul 31 05:53
- Who owns the loans? Inside the mystery of the loan charge recall scandal Jul 30 06:20
- Umbrella company winding-up petitions in 2026: the practical guide for contractors Jul 29 05:29
- Payments on Account deadline: what contractors must do before July 31st — maybe for the final few times Jul 28 08:01
- Andy Burnham's first 100 days: five things contractors need from the new PM Jul 27 00:53
- Starmer vs Burnham on housing: What their rival plans mean for your contractor mortgage Jul 22 00:59
- Burnham's housing vision vs. Starmer's home-buying reforms: what it means for your contractor mortgage Jul 22 00:59

Comment