Originally posted by SallyAnne
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Overweight IT Contractors' weight loss diary: month 1
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Originally posted by Mr CrosbyYou get used to it.
The centre has a few, but nothing on the scale of Newcastle. I should have been there this week but the job had the plug pulled.....
It wasn't too bad actually - I was just joking. The pubs next to the river were quite nice, and I seem to remember a particularly drunken night in Flares
And Birmingham does have a very cool Italian fast food place in the train station which saved my life last year when I was travelling through it every monday and friday )
Thats a shame about your job - where was it for? Are you allowed to say?The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by Lucifer BoxI'm a frayed knot. 0.3kg is 0.66lbs in old money, or not quite 11 ounces, the size of a decent steak, so it really was quite as pathetic as first thought.
Maths was never my strong point like!
Oh dear - you could have probably lost more weight doing a poo!The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnneIt wasn't too bad actually - I was just joking. The pubs next to the river were quite nice, and I seem to remember a particularly drunken night in Flares
And Birmingham does have a very cool Italian fast food place in the train station which saved my life last year when I was travelling through it every monday and friday )
Thats a shame about your job - where was it for? Are you allowed to say?
Flares is dodgy in any town.
See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...
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Originally posted by zeitghostPrune juice - A Warrior's Drink... as my Klingon friend once said...
And it makes you tulip through the eye of a needle...
I've never really undersyood that expression. Does it mean your poos are very very thin? Or that your bottom refuses to open?The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by Mr CrosbyIt was in Durham, but I was going to stay in Newcastle.
Flares is dodgy in any town.
It wasn't for the council was it? They're a right bunch of knackers - couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery!The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnneI've never really undersyood that expression. Does it mean your poos are very very thin? Or that your bottom refuses to open?Drivel is my specialityComment
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Originally posted by sasguruDoh! I'm aware of that. But it does lead to sustained weight loss due to the calories being burnt up. I doubt there's another sport as efficient at that.
Next.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnneIt wasn't for the council was it? They're a right bunch of knackers - couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery!
See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...
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Originally posted by SallyAnneMaths was never my strong point like!
Oh dear - you could have probably lost more weight doing a poo!Comment
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