Overweight IT Contractors' weight loss diary: month 1

[Mr Crosby]

Guiness is carbs I'm afraid - it doesn't work.

You can drink as much spirits as you wants, so I guess if you drank enough whisky them you'd probably start tulipting....but probably in your pants in front of people - not really the desired effect

I dont know, webcams pay good money for that type of thing.

[DaveB]

Who's prepared to do all that?!!! ATW - you're better off fat - chicks dig happy blokes! (or does that make me sound too Northern?)

You dont have to be fat to be happy and obesity has strong links to depression and vise versa. Work at it seriously for 6 months and you'll see a real differance. Lose weight, get fit, be happy!

[SallyAnne]

You dont have to be fat to be happy and obesity has strong links to depression and vise versa. Work at it seriously for 6 months and you'll see a real differance. Lose weight, get fit, be happy!

How can anyone be happy without pies and beer?!!!

[kramer]

you're a fat chick aren't you?

[Lucifer Box]

How can anyone be happy without pies and beer?!!!

Now that's my kind of talk.

I've just made some Yorkshire pudding batter and left it to settle so it's nice and ready for a slap up roast beef dinner tonight.

You've got to eat, so you may as well eat well.

[Flubster]

you're a fat chick aren't you?

I'm not sure that matters. Any port in a storm, eh AtW?

[cojak]

She's a Northern chick, definately

I have a mate from Middlesboro' who starts dribbling when 'Chicken Parmesan' is mentioned (fresh from the chip shop, obv...).

[AtW]

Northern (Scottish) chicks don't like me - hate even: I have not tried fat ones though, that's xoggoth's domain.

[sasguru]

Lardy, lazy bastards, one and all.
It's simple. Play squash twice a week with someone as good or better than you. Either you'll die of a heart attack or get very fit (you can lose 2 pounds in a single game ). In summer I play tennis.
That's been my exercise regime for 15 years and I'm slim and fit. Oh - and I don't eat crap. Although I probably drink a little too much.

[Churchill]

Lardy, lazy bastards, one and all.
It's simple. Play squash twice a week with someone as good or better than you. Either you'll die of a heart attack or get very fit (you can lose 2 pounds in a single game ). In summer I play tennis.
That's been my exercise regime for 15 years and I'm slim and fit. Oh - and I don't eat crap. Although I probably drink a little too much.

Don't be so fecking dense!

Dehydration is not the same as sustained weight loss!