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    Fool roundup?

    I've not seen many good ones today, who has?
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

    #2
    Had this after lunch. Does it count?

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        #4
        You could've started a good parody thread DP...
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #5
          Rainbow grass seed, play-doh to fill potholes, zapping your brain to inject Microsoft knowledge, and free breakfasts at MaccyD's.

          Oh, and wolves in Alice Holt Forest - parkrunners beware.

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            #6
            The Register to publish Mindful Sysadmin adult colouring book • The Register

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              #7
              I like what it linked to - linky
              "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                #8
                Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                free breakfasts at MaccyD's. ...
                HUH?! I believed that one!! Seems like just the kind of thing they would do!
                Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                  #9
                  Daily Express online 2day:
                  Wayne Rooney announces shock move to quit Man Utd and become a wrestler
                  EU bosses DEMAND European Union flag stars be incorporated into Union Jack

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by SunnyInHades View Post
                    Daily Express online 2day:
                    Wayne Rooney announces shock move to stay at Man Utd and become a footballer again
                    EU bosses DEMAND European Union flag stars be incorporated into Union Jack
                    FTFY
                    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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