Client Toilets

[barrydidit]

I remember someone telling the team that he had seen someone head out of a trap. Then go straight to use the microwave.

I always clean the microwave buttons before use now.

Oh yeah, there was a guy I observed a number of times exit straight from a trap and go to the vender. Ferkin peasant.

[Chuck]

I once observed an old PM of mine, after having a pee in the urinal while it was flushing, run his hands through his hair to tidy it up THEN wash his hands.

Filthy fecker.

[LondonManc]

A pebble-dashing that Jack and Vera Duckworth would have been proud of.

[stek]

I once observed an old PM of mine, after having a pee in the urinal while it was flushing, run his hands through his hair to tidy it up THEN wash his hands.

Filthy fecker.

As long as you've not got piss on your fingers what's the prob??!! Dong itself should be clean......

[DimPrawn]

As long as you've not got piss on your fingers what's the prob??!! Dong itself should be clean......

[TheVoice]

All of these on the same site:-

• Urinals blocked
• No seats in the traps
• tulip smeared up the radiator below the (broken!) hand dryer
• No Soap

This was an NHS Client!

I only worked there for a day anyway - A combo of the filthy office, head of department being an ignorant, arrogant knut, issues of them wanting to control what I wore + when I decided to eat down to the minute & the 2 hour wait in reception to get into the place, with the fact that the project was already fscked & only getting worse due to idiotic middle management making waves, made me think that 6 months of that sort of wankerdom would see me going postal.

Now working on Plan B because I've had enough of the IT Industry & the idiotic agencies who waste 7-8 hours of ones day 'for a chat' only to deliver fack all in return!

[d000hg]

Last night I found an empty wrapper for a suppository in one of the client traps. WTF? Who is shoving things up their bum at work?

Someone with a medical condition... if you find this incredible you wouldn't believe what women are sticking where in their toilets... and they'll soon be doing so tax-free.

[LondonManc]

All of these on the same site:-

• Urinals blocked
• No seats in the traps
• tulip smeared up the radiator below the (broken!) hand dryer
• No Soap

This was an NHS Client!

I only worked there for a day anyway - A combo of the filthy office, head of department being an ignorant, arrogant knut, issues of them wanting to control what I wore + when I decided to eat down to the minute & the 2 hour wait in reception to get into the place, with the fact that the project was already fscked & only getting worse due to idiotic middle management making waves, made me think that 6 months of that sort of wankerdom would see me going postal.

Now working on Plan B because I've had enough of the IT Industry & the idiotic agencies who waste 7-8 hours of ones day 'for a chat' only to deliver fack all in return!

Did you get to meet suity while you were there?

[greenlake]

I remember someone telling the team that he had seen someone head out of a trap. Then go straight to use the microwave.

I always clean the microwave buttons before use now.

You might want to clean more than just the buttons....

[darmstadt]

As long as you've not got piss on your fingers what's the prob??!! Dong itself should be clean......

Really, once you enter the toilets you should wash your hands as you've been touching a filthy keyboard, door handles, banisters and so on which means your hands are probably crawling with bacteria which you are then going to place on your proudest possession. After you've done then deed you then wash your hands again which get contaminated as soon as you open the door to exit the toilets. As for number 2's, why do you wash your hands afterwards as unless you've used them to wipe your arse without paper then they should be clean (well, you've probably touched the toilet seat and lid so that means as you're sitting on the bog scratching your balls and moving your tinky winky away from the seat, you're transferring all those germs there!)