Oh great. The baby is screaming again.
Where's that pillow?
Where's that pillow?
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Only another 12 months worth.Originally posted by MarillionFanOh great. The baby is screaming again.
Where's that pillow?
See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...
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then they start demanding toys/money instead....Originally posted by Mr CrosbyComment
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The stupid bint that is my other half, has just shouted through at me to come and turn the telly on as she has sat down to feed the baby and cannot reach the controller!!!!
Oh she'll find it, cause Im going to ram it up her arse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Kinky! Can I watch? Promise no crusty curtains ...Originally posted by MarillionFanOh she'll find it, cause Im going to ram it up her arse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hard Brexit now!
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It's hot, there!Originally posted by MarillionFanThe stupid bint that is my other half, has just shouted through at me to come and turn the telly on as she has sat down to feed the baby and cannot reach the controller!!!!
Oh she'll find it, cause Im going to ram it up her arse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
I think she is fed up feeding the baby, and she tries to share that with you! I have noted that how women work!
The problem is, they have a lot of problems!
I once thought about working from home, though deeper about it, and concluded this may be a bad idea for me!
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A novel way of convincing her to let you try entering via the alternative exit.....Originally posted by MarillionFanThe stupid bint that is my other half, has just shouted through at me to come and turn the telly on as she has sat down to feed the baby and cannot reach the controller!!!!
Oh she'll find it, cause Im going to ram it up her arse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFanThe stupid bint that is my other half, has just shouted through at me to come and turn the telly on as she has sat down to feed the baby and cannot reach the controller!!!!
Oh she'll find it, cause Im going to ram it up her arse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She'll probably enjoy it. All the little rubber buttons give a good thrill!
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You have just put a whole new dimension of ewww into renting a hotel room for the night that i didn't previously new existed....Originally posted by zeitghostSo that's why the remote control is the most biologically contaminated thing in a hotel room...
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Excellent - another classic CUK thread. From screaming babies to smelly remote controls in a few easy moves. Well done, everyone.
Hard Brexit now!
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