Screaming Babies

[MarillionFan]

Not me. That John Prescott fella stole Mordacs SOH some years ago while John Major stole AtW's personality.

[vetran]

Sorry I'm late

I was going to say Mrs Lucifer was popping over Wednesday for a spot of roasting (these aethiests won't cook themselves) . But I got caught up in Trisha.

[Lucifer Box]

Well done, vetran, someone got there in the end.

Mrs Lucifer can't cook for toffee so don't go expecting a nice slice of cake afterwards. I, on the other hand, bake a mean courgette and pistachio cake.

Sasguru, how's it going with your bread machine?

Christ, I'm a boring fart.

[sasguru]

Well done, vetran, someone got there in the end.

Mrs Lucifer can't cook for toffee so don't go expecting a nice slice of cake afterwards. I, on the other hand, bake a mean courgette and pistachio cake.

Sasguru, how's it going with your bread machine?

Christ, I'm a boring fart.

Bread machine is easily the best gadget I ever bought, bar none.

[Lucifer Box]

Bread machine is easily the best gadget I ever bought, bar none.

Once you bake your own, it's impossible to go back to supermarket tulipe. It will be even better if you let the machine make the dough and then bake it in the oven (the dough that is, not the machine).

[darmstadt]

Get a job away 5 days a week, it works wonders.

And then you get moaned at for not being at home and when I work from home I get moaned for being there all the time, you can't bloody win.

[Mr Crosby]

And then you get moaned at for not being at home and when I work from home I get moaned for being there all the time, you can't bloody win.

But at least your only there 2 days to get moaned at, the rest of the time you can turn your mobile off.

[Ardesco]

But at least your only there 2 days to get moaned at, the rest of the time you can turn your mobile off.

Big mistake, NEVER turn your mobile off if the wife/missus wants a moan it will only increase the length and volume of the moan when you finally get it and add in the possibility of physical violence.....

[Mr Crosby]

Big mistake, NEVER turn your mobile off if the wife/missus wants a moan it will only increase the length and volume of the moan when you finally get it and add in the possibility of physical violence.....

Faulty battery, not my fault

[Ardesco]

Faulty battery, not my fault

Do you really think that will reduce the level of abuse?? It just adds in another rant about responsibility and remembering to charge your battery!!