They should try doing Agile then. Write nothing down, so long as you've identified a scapegoat beforehand it'll be grand
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostThe question is - What in the fecking world do those people around him write down on those tulip sized notepads ?
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So, you think it's a good idea to offer doing Agile to a very fat dictator?Originally posted by barrydidit View PostThey should try doing Agile then. Write nothing down, so long as you've identified a scapegoat beforehand it'll be grand
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So long as you're not the scapegoat, then it's fineOriginally posted by AtW View PostSo, you think it's a good idea to offer doing Agile to a very fat dictator?
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Pair programming....North Korean style....Originally posted by AtW View PostSo, you think it's a good idea to offer doing Agile to a very fat dictator?
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Wow- the technology embargo is really biting. They're still using VGA connectors. Btw - this is what's on the screen.Originally posted by greenlake View PostPair programming....North Korean style....

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What does he need a binoculars for?Originally posted by greenlake View PostPair programming....North Korean style....

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MF does agile?Originally posted by AtW View PostSo, you think it's a good idea to offer doing Agile to a very fat dictator?
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Honest! These really are the pictures from the CUK mod Christmas party....Originally posted by greenlake View Post
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