Originally posted by SunnyInHades
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Originally posted by SunnyInHades View PostI concur with that.
Further, if any female from accounts/sales/marketing/front desk becomes aware that 'you're a programmer' in any shape
or form they'll avoid like the plague.
However, if you take the mantel of 'Director' and/or optionally flaunt 'wealth' (e.g. any brand new car, doesn't have to be a 911) then the fairer sex will take immediate notice.
Have seen this first hand.
I overheard eye candy chatting at coffee machine saying she will not go out on any after work drinking sessions if anyone from IT is going "as the act like they've never seen a woman before and they are so tediously dull".
You need to define yourelf as a freelance consultant and business owner, and you need an expensive German car. This my friends, works every time.Comment
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Originally posted by SunnyInHades View Post<snip>
Warning regarding 'eye candy': "Every woman in her reproductive years makes vaginal discharge EVERY DAY. Types of discharge
a) Bloody or brown
b) Cloudy or yellow
c) Frothy, yellow or greenish with a bad smell
d) Pink
e) Thick, white, cheesy
f) White, grey, or yellow with fishy odour"
So do you prefer cougars who no longer have to worry about menstruating?
Or do you prefer penis discharge?Comment
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Originally posted by ChimpMaster View PostWTF man.
So do you prefer cougars who no longer have to worry about menstruating?
Or do you prefer penis discharge?
Such a wrong post.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by Unix View PostZero eye candy in the office
Thoughts?
HTHComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI have heard(cough) that there are these websites called p0rn or something similar. You could try accessing one via the work internet site.
HTHComment
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Originally posted by SunnyInHades View Post
Warning regarding 'eye candy': "Every woman in her reproductive years makes vaginal discharge EVERY DAY. Types of discharge
a) Bloody or brown
b) Cloudy or yellow
c) Frothy, yellow or greenish with a bad smell
d) Pink
e) Thick, white, cheesy
f) White, grey, or yellow with fishy odour"
Surely such misogyny is a bannable offence!?Comment
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